You like to irritate them, don't you? In the morning you asked where they had gone. Then nothing. I find you more paternal. But there is a time when the maternal matters. Unfortunately, it is the bad times.......
You've also become far too playful. Don't count, don't read. Only play. I feed you more Bread and Cream...that's all you seem to like.
You also spit on everyone and everything. Run around with the toothpaste and shaving sticks and knives. Open the fridge-close the fridge. Today the TV's dead, everyday you're on a killing spree. One day we went to a mall, all of us together, and you created such a ruckus, I had to have a dose of pain killers.
Some days I decide, I have Failed.
Other days, I say I'm proud that you are so liberated in all you do-especially crying.
Found a new site for you:
http://pbskids.org/teletubbies/splat.html